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There were no anvils, but someone did die!

Upon winning my free season pass to the Washington Opera I was informed that per the small print of the contest I would be receiving Wednesday tickets to the seven shows playing this seasons. However, two of the opera’s were closing on October 6th so I would be receiving weekend tickets for this weekend and next. So I scheduled one for the next day (today) and one for next Friday evening.

For the first time in my life I actually won something! I clicked on an ad on washingtonpost.com to register for free tickets from the Washington Opera. I divulged a little personal information and received the following email about a week later.

I have no F’ing clue as to what I am doing here.