Misanthropic17 Oct 2003 11:03 am
I hate my job,
I hate not being able to plan my life.
And for good measure, I hate the Boston Red Sox.
HATE hate HATE.
However, I love this article on what pre-teens think of the video games I grew up with.
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Misanthropic06 Nov 2002 05:28 pm
Not only can you make a silk purse out of a sows ear, we have been able to do it for over 80 years now!
WTF! The article tells us why the company decided to do this, but still… WHY!
With all of the things that you could spend your money on why pay scientists to make a silk purse out of 100 pounds of pig ears! The polio vaccine wasn’t invented for another 30 years, maybe they should have been working on that! If we hadn’t distracted these scientists with making silly purses maybe their collective brainpower could have been put to real use.
Without stupid scientist tricks like this, I bet you I would already have my flying car and my hover board!
Misanthropic04 Nov 2002 12:22 pm
Under the current New Mexico constitution it is illegal for idiots to vote! This sounds like a great idea to me and think of all of the money we could save. We would probably only need about 23 ballots for each state. Or better yet, if we can find those 23 non-idiots per state why not just force them into the Senate or the House based on seniority and random chance. It can’t be any worse than our current method of choosing representation.
Misanthropic24 Oct 2002 04:18 pm
The following types of people should not be allowed to use public restrooms;
- People who do not flush,
- People who do not wash their hands, and
- People who fit into the above categories and have urine the color of fresh coffee.
Not quite as bad as the person who left a bowl full of blood in the same bathroom, but pretty damn close!
Misanthropic09 Oct 2002 11:04 am
Misanthropic08 Oct 2002 09:41 am
More needles than a Heroin User’s Group (HUG)
In the US we truly have a competitive sport for everyone, and enough bored reporters that they all get covered. Appearing soon on ESPN2, right after the world’s strongest man competition… Competitive Knitting!
The winner Lily Chin (Congratulations Lily you should be very proud!) is trying to appeal to a “new generation of hip young knitters” and believes that her stupendous feat of knitting 92.5 double crochets in three minutes will land her in the Guinness Book of World Records
I just hope that she continues to use her super powers for good and not evil!
