My nomination for the best quote of 2006 comes from an AP report on an incident in Pasadena, CA. after rescuing “Two dozen Caltech students wearing Superman capes, tutus and other odd attire” Deputy Greg Gabriel said “You’ve got to remember that common sense is not factored into the intelligence quotient.”
I have been working in Camp Hill, PA for the last couple of weeks, and have been driving past Three Mile Island twice a day most of the time. I had always though that there had been a huge disaster at Three Mile Island and perhaps hundreds of people had died or gotten horribly ill. This article disputes those assumptions and quotes quite a bit of science to back up his assertions. It is an interesting read if you (like me) are to young to remember much of what went on in 1979.
For some reason my Mom seriously believes that the National Do Not Call Registry is a hoax, yet she told me that putting electrical tape over the VIN on my car will keep it from getting stolen.
Be careful where you stick your willy!
“…don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.”
–Monty Python
Do you have too much time on your hands? Do you like to play with your food? Do you believe that hotdogs are best served on a stick?
Then the Corndog Festival is for you!
Make sure to check out the pictures from the various festivals!
This is one of the strangest websites I have come across. I guess it is true you can find anything on the Internet! Take warning; although this site is safe for work, it does pertain to poop so some may find it distasteful.
In another sign of the coming apocalypse, a man tried to eat a live dog in Syracuse, NY. If you are going to try to eat a dog, maybe you should start with a Chihuahua, and not a German Shepherd!
When I was a kid life was much simpler, meals were prepared for me, we were never out of Kool-Aid or milk, and snack time meant OREOS! Not Coffee’n Cream Oreos, not Chocolate Creme Mini Oreos, and definitely not Reduced Fat Oreos! At some point the continual push for increased (and not maintained) profits has pushed CEOs to pervert my childhood! Now there are so many different varieties of chocolate and creme fat-ass wafers that I would be surprised if your local mom-and-pop killing mega-super-conglomo mart has room to display them all!
At least I can still buy the Oreos that I remember from my childhood. The geniuses at Frito Lay in their infinite wisdom removed my favorite childhood snack chip from the market. I can no longer buy the Doritos that I enjoyed with my white-bread PB&J sandwiches. A fresh bag of deep fat fried Taco flavored Doritos is as close as your neighborhood 7-11. The closest you can get to original Doritos is NACHO CHEESIER Doritos! They might as well be shit-flavored Doritos, because I am never buying a bag.
Choosy moms can still choose Jif, but now they have to decide between Berry Blend, Apple Cinnamon, or Chocolate Silk Jif (among other varieties). At least the Chocolate Silk variety is honest, and looks like the warm pile of crap that it is!
Who made the decision that every popular food item needed countless inferior sub-varieties? I really want to know so I can wind my magic watch backwards, find the bastard, and blow a Morton Pot Pie sized hole in his head. Then I would march my idiot murdering self to the closest 7-11 and buy a big bag of ORIGINAL Doritos to eat on my trip back to the present.
Keep you dirty stinking money-grubbing paws off of my FRIGGIN childhood.
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