The Proud Winner

In the US we truly have a competitive sport for everyone, and enough bored reporters that they all get covered. Appearing soon on ESPN2, right after the world’s strongest man competition… Competitive Knitting!

The winner Lily Chin (Congratulations Lily you should be very proud!) is trying to appeal to a “new generation of hip young knitters” and believes that her stupendous feat of knitting 92.5 double crochets in three minutes will land her in the Guinness Book of World Records

I just hope that she continues to use her super powers for good and not evil!