Not really a contest as I don’t have any prizes, and I would rather have an explanation than a caption. Now that the title of this entry has been debunked, seriously WTF is this guy doing? He is on the beach at Stanley Park, wearing a suit and a backpack. Carrying an umbrella in one hand and a long thin stick in the other. I watched him for about ten minutes and all he did was stroll along the edge of the water. More pictures here and here. Please let me know what you think this man is up to, the suspense is killing me.

My best explanation is that he is hunting for starfish or crabs, but then why the umbrella and the suit? Really it just doesn’t make much sense.