Bravo kicked off the new season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy last night with a make over of some of the stars of last year’s World Series Champions, the Boston Red Sox. For once the guests on the show were able to upstage the hosts. The five victims fashion problems are described on the Bravo episode guide.

PROBLEM AREAS
…Johnny Damon’s hair is so long that, according to wife Michelle, it hides his dimples and makes him look older.
…although Tim Wakefield’s fingernails are well manicured, his facial hair is a bit too much for wife Stacy to handle.
…Doug Mirabelli’s loud Hawaiian print shirts provide a constant source of laughter and mockery from teammates.
…Kevin Millar’s “fungus issue” is made certain to be pointed out by Kyan.
…Jason Varitek’s wife Karen is quick to point out his body hair would be a starting point to his “make-better.”
…”communal soap” in the showers leave doubts on the minds of Thom and Kyan as to how clean the players really get after practice and games.

It was all in good fun, and they raised money to repair a Florida little league field destroyed by Hurricane Charley. If you missed this, catch the rerun it is interesting to fans of the Fab Five and fans of the Red Sox; if you are neither, I am sure you will enjoy watching the CSI Pungo reruns.